I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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