We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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