there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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