just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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