i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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