he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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