And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think I sprained my soul last night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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