Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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