his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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