And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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