You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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