My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize