yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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