We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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