If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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