Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize