Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my being single is dangerous.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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