If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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