I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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