so explain again why im purple
no
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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