Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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