oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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