Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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