sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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