i already hear my dad disowning me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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