I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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