Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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