I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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