No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I need moral support for this bender
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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