I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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