I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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