ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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