It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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