dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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