I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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