How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
the liver wants what the liver wants
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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