Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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