This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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