in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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