She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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