Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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