Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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