Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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