I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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