Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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