My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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