I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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