So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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