fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pants are for mortals
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