I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i think i just lost a toe
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