Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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